This nice conversation happenned yesterday after I arrived home with a very unwelcome yet persistent room-mate.
Slop: So you think you're ready to take over, huh?
Darth: You seem to be losing your grip of late, so perhaps it's my time after all.
Slop: I got us this far, where did you get us before?
Darth: We were feared, respected and admired.
Slop: Now, we're welcomed and loved.
Darth: Is this really what you want?
Slop: Yes
Darth: What if someone pushes us around, you were never good at handling that you know.
Slop: I was good at enduring, you were good at inflicting pain back, I let you lead us around many times, you got us nowhere, always your pride stands in the way of progress.
Darth: And your weakness stood in the face of my pride, what next, more compromising, more giving way to others, more biding time?
Slop: If I let you lead, I'm selling everyone out, I can never come back again.
Darth: Perhaps it's for the best if you leave, let me take the reigns, wouldn't you rather be feared than revered?
Slop: No!!!!
Darth: Have it your way, but I won't be here to look after you anymore.
Slop: Someone else does now, I don't need you, you've outlasted your hospitality.
Darth: You know where to find me.
Slop: Do I?!!!!!
2 comments:
Guys you always were good together but Darth sometimes A crossroad appears and someone has to part. So good luck.
Well I am glad you went away I never liked you but my dark "Friend" you are not wanted anymore never did I like your influence nor your presence So go away and may you never come back..
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