Worth a laugh

I was going to write something serious, then changed my mind, I could use a good laugh, as probably most do.

I took this off a forum I have with some of my friends.

Are you a Republican, Democrat or Redneck

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answe r can be found by posing the following question:

You' re walking down a
deserted street with your wife and
two small children.


Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, raises the knife , and charges at you.


You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.


You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:




Democrat' s Answer :

Well, that' s not enough information to answer the quest ion!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think ?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me,
or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
famil y get away while he was stabbing me?
Shoul d I call 9- 1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes ,
have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate
this with some friends for few days
and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican 's Answer:


BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click . .... ( Sound s of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: ' Nice grouping, Daddy ! Were those
the Winchester Silver tips or hollow point s?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one? !'

Wife: 'You ain' t taking that to the taxidermist!!


And here was the funniest answer I saw, posted by a female friend of mine who lives in a crime infested town in the States.

Bang! Bang! *shoots guy in head and chest until magazine is empty and then repeatedly kick corpse on the head and screams obscenities for a minimum of three minutes until starts sounding like Yosemite Sam with every other phrase being Muther Fucker*

Family joins in with the post shooting festivities.

40s all around bitches.