STD's (Don't read if easily offended)

I grabbed this off a forum, made me laugh my eyes out of their sockets, thought maybe I should share, we all need a good laugh.

There once was a little boy who went to a whore house. He went in, and told the madam he wished to purchase the services of a young lady. The madam found this quite amusing, and asked if he had any preferences about the young girl. The little boy said he wanted one with syphilis, if possible. The madam, quite taken aback, asked why he would want such a thing. The little boy replied that if he had sex with a girl with syphilis, he would contract it. Then, when the babysitter molested him, she would contract it. Then when his father took her home and had sex with her, he would contract it. His Father would then go home, and give it to his mother, who would give it to the milkman the next morning. "And that's the son of a bitch who ran over my frog!"