Wednesday, March 4, 2009

About Me

I've decided to put some stuff in here that I rarely speak of:


1. I'm not a racist, someone hinted it years ago, we all know him for a liar on many occasions, but this one stuck, I repeat, I'm not a racist, hinting at it offends me.
2. I come from a family that is regularly referred to as "Old Money" or "Aristocrats", this does not mean that I feel superior to people or that I look down on them, it simply means that by society standards I'm well raised and well mannered.
3. I over categorise people according to what they do, 90% of manual labourers are thieves and are smelly, when I deal with one of them, I bear this in mind until he proves me wrong, I hate it when someone keeps reminding me that they're human, I never treated them otherwise in the first place.
4. I have a very good memory, I rarely forget what I'd been told, even if I'm drunk, I remember most things that happenned as far back as when I was 3 or 4 years old.
5. I'm easily embarassed, you ask me to do someone a favour while the concerned party is present, I'll do it even if I don't want to, later I'll mention it to you, that is not rubbing it in people's face, it's simply me having to do something I'm not happy about.
6. I refuse help from people who refuse my help, it's indecent of me to accept such help.
7. Silence kills me, it usually means something is brewing behind the scenes, usually unpleasant.
8. I used to be a very social character, now I merely maintain a pretence of being social so as not to offend.
9. I have a knack for correcting people, since I was a kid, I always noticed deformities in anything, lately, I've started working on it cause I noticed that it's quite offensive, I don't want to be offensive just to satisfy my own arrogance about how great I am.
10. I'm quite cynical, sometimes about stuff that can't be helped, stuff like stupidity or lisping, I usually look and laugh silently, sometimes I make jokes or practical jokes, in most cases this is done when I'm being cynical about someone who actually finds it quite funny himself, it becomes an ongoing joke between us, nothing offensive about that.
11. I like people who do stuff to change the world and make it a better place, I don't like them to take each and every possible opportunity to try and convert me to their cause, the educational message is too much for me.
12. I tremendously dislike selfish people, in fact I disapprove of the fact that they're still alive, I do consort with them though, again, to keep socially acceptable, no more, no less.
13. I'm quite silent about stuff that hurt or offend me, I may hint at something a couple of times, but I rarely come right out and speak about it, in my case, speaking about something that offends me doesn't mean it's the first time, it means that you've been warned through numerous hints before and that I'm on the verge of explosion, when dealing with me, rad a lot between the lines, that's where the meaningful stuff is.
14. I'm not a chauvenist, however, I'm anti-feminist, there's a slight difference.
15. Control is never an issue with me, I don't seek it and don't respect people who seek it, one of the most known methods of subduing someone is insisting on reminding him of his weaknesses or of events he's doing his best to ignore or forget.
16. My mood rarely shows in my facial expressions or in my voice, if it does show, it means I'm this close to pulling an axe and splitting someone's head open
17. When I do explode, it's not pleasant to either me or the party in whose face I exploded, the other party hates me, cause I usually aim to really hurt, and I usually fall ill after my rare explosions.

I have no idea why I wrote this, but these are thoughts I got while I was driving to work today, so I decided to write them down.

4 comments:

Sou said...

Very enlightening

Paul said...

wow this is just too revealing why didnt you just keep things for people to discover? I can never be that open up Is that wrong?

Umslopagas said...

Sarah,

Perhaps it is, most of this you already knew I think.

Paul,

Cause most of these things are too subtle to be noticed unless you happen to get on the wrong end of the pistol.

Ma 3lina said...

U should call it 17 things that u probably did not know about me ;))

still I think ur an open book person and most of those things are pretty known